Anonymous: I was laying in bed with my boyfriend last night. He was knocked out dead to the world laying there in just his boxers. I put my hand on his crotch and started rubbing then I slipped my hand under them and rubbed his dick. He now had a full blown erection and his boxers looked like a circus tent and so did the bed sheets. I jacked him off until he cummed all over his shorts. They were soaked. When he woke up that morning he panicked because he thought he'd had his first wet dream in years lol. 

sex-thrill:

ahahahahahahaha ur so cute

slutty confession times send me ur sluttiest confessions ;)

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

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Is getting high and watching desperate housewives awesome or sad?!?!?

ideaswhilehigh:

Have you ever realized when you are thinking you are technically talking to yourself just not aloud?

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ideaswhilehigh:

Anyone notice that the “?” is like half of a light bulb? When you ask a question it’s like almost a full idea. So the “?” is an incomplete light bulb. 

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ideaswhilehigh:

roll 12 relatively skinny joints, all filled with different strains of weed. place the end of each of the joints in one of the 12 holes in a harmonica. Light all joints. The harmonica will act as a roach clip and holder for all 12 joints…proceed to brace yourself for a twelvefecta of weed as you inhale and slide the harmonica over your mouth to hit a flurry of smoke from each of the joints. yeah. buddy.

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ideaswhilehigh:

when i type really fast, sometimes it sounds like horses racing

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borlax:

I love how many people there are on the Earth because you can think of any type of person and there’s the possibility that they might exist. There could very well be at 90 year old lady that goes into an Urban Outfitters every Friday and buys every item that has to do with weed. It’s likely she doesn’t exist but there’s also the possibility that she does exist, and that excites me

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ideaswhilehigh:

mirrors are always reflecting something, so what is the real color of the mirror? it doesnt have a color? or is it all colors?

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tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

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ideaswhilehigh:

So a lot of times my high ideas are random thoughts or little things that I notice, but every once in a while I get an idea that compels me to do something. A while back I had this realization that no matter how many great of ideas I have while high, I almost always forget about them until some…

Someone explain to me why Oreos that are stale taste SO different than non?!?!

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wentzguyliner:

Some Fall Out Boy songs are like I’m punk rock and I’m fucking ANGRY and others are like I’m punk rock and don’t look at me because I’m crying

The difference between Pete and Patrick

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fashionable-gamer:

Ever notice how when justifying a child’s misbehavior no one ever says stuff like “girls will be girls” or “she’s a girl”, but the list of things a “young lady” can’t do is almost endless?

You learn from a young age that masculinity comes with freedom; femininity comes with restrictions.

Whoa

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