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notdrinkingtoday:

we call them “distilled spirits” because back in the day we distilled the life force out of herbs and took the spirits away from them… we would consume these spirits to help with our own health… let’s say, pine pollen soaking in vodka will give you a boost of testosterone and a hit of vitamins….

itisderrick:

I think I’ll just have one glass tonight.

Please tell me there’s other people out there who get so dizzy they can’t actually pass out when they’re drunk. Fuck.

Anonymous: I was laying in bed with my boyfriend last night. He was knocked out dead to the world laying there in just his boxers. I put my hand on his crotch and started rubbing then I slipped my hand under them and rubbed his dick. He now had a full blown erection and his boxers looked like a circus tent and so did the bed sheets. I jacked him off until he cummed all over his shorts. They were soaked. When he woke up that morning he panicked because he thought he'd had his first wet dream in years lol. 

sex-thrill:

ahahahahahahaha ur so cute

slutty confession times send me ur sluttiest confessions ;)

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

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Is getting high and watching desperate housewives awesome or sad?!?!?

ideaswhilehigh:

Have you ever realized when you are thinking you are technically talking to yourself just not aloud?

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ideaswhilehigh:

Anyone notice that the “?” is like half of a light bulb? When you ask a question it’s like almost a full idea. So the “?” is an incomplete light bulb. 

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ideaswhilehigh:

roll 12 relatively skinny joints, all filled with different strains of weed. place the end of each of the joints in one of the 12 holes in a harmonica. Light all joints. The harmonica will act as a roach clip and holder for all 12 joints…proceed to brace yourself for a twelvefecta of weed as you inhale and slide the harmonica over your mouth to hit a flurry of smoke from each of the joints. yeah. buddy.

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ideaswhilehigh:

when i type really fast, sometimes it sounds like horses racing

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borlax:

I love how many people there are on the Earth because you can think of any type of person and there’s the possibility that they might exist. There could very well be at 90 year old lady that goes into an Urban Outfitters every Friday and buys every item that has to do with weed. It’s likely she doesn’t exist but there’s also the possibility that she does exist, and that excites me

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ideaswhilehigh:

mirrors are always reflecting something, so what is the real color of the mirror? it doesnt have a color? or is it all colors?

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